Welcome to Purple Friday 2016, the one-day bonanza of insanely low prices in the Lentorium. Get all your must-have Lent Madness items today! Okay, actually, the prices will last through Cyber Monday, November 30. But you’d better get in line now, because quantities are limited!
Think of the bracket poster as this year’s Tickle-Me-Elmo doll or whatever the hot-ticket item is this year (speaking of which, did we mention St. Elmo made the 2016 bracket?). You want to get your bracket poster right away! Just don’t claw anyone on your way into the store! Shop now!
Today is also launch day for the Saintly Scorecard: The Definitive Guide to Lent Madness 2016. It’s so cheap we can’t discount it, but you’ll want to place your order while supplies last. It’s only $3, which is a steal. But if you buy ten, they’re just $2. And if you buy 25 or more (as many parishes do — and all parishes should), we’re practically giving them away for only a dollar. Pre-order yours today!
The Supreme Executive Committee offers a live video report from Purple Friday, including details of their late-night trip to open the Lentorium doors at midnight. Watch as Scott and Tim reveal bargains never before seen, and never to be seen again. Also tune in for exclusive product information about the giant bracket poster (spoiler alert: it’s not merely printed in black & white!) — and details about the Muzak you’ll hear when browsing the Lentorium on Purple Friday.
Of course, it’s not just Lent Madness stuff that’s on sale at low, low prices today. Check out the full sale list for details on Forward Movement bargains galore! Here are some examples of the special Purple Friday pricing: