As some Lent Madness fans will know, the bishops of the Episcopal Church gather a few times a year to engage in important bishop activities. Normally, those who are not bishops are not privy to exactly what goes on at these meetings, but we know it’s vital and holy, because bishops. Right now, the bishops are meeting at the Kanuga Conference Center in North Carolina. When they’re not eating world-famous Kanuga Toast, the bishops are bishoping.
The Supreme Executive Committee has placed a spy inside the House of Bishops, and we are pleased to share exclusive photos of bishops doing important bishop things. We have learned that, in fact, Lent Madness is an important part of this bishops’ meeting.
Even the Presiding Bishop has purple fever, not the kind that comes from a purple shirt, but the kind that comes from Lent Madness. See, pictured in the top-right, Bishop Michael Curry sporting a Dietrich Bonhoeffer 2016 Golden Halo winner mug (and you can get one too).
Here are some more exclusive photos showing the behind-the-scenes work of the House of Bishops.
Here we see (from left to right) Bishops Josè McLoughlin of Western North Carolina, Matthew Gunter of Fond du Lac, and Anne Hodges-Copple of North Carolina pondering the merits of various saints. Look at the high-grade pondering here, folks. This is why these people are bishops.
Bishop Peter Eaton of Southeast Florida and the Rev. Gay Clark Jennings, President of the House of Deputies, find common ground as Lent Madness fans and, no doubt, discussing the life of Bishop William White, who was the ultimate crossover artist. White served as President of the House of Deputies back in the day and then as Presiding Bishop. Some people say the House of Bishops and the House of Deputies aren’t in harmony, but this photo proves naysayers wrong. Also, we all know both houses are united against a common foe, the House of Pancakes.
Here the Rev. Canon Stephanie Spellers and Bishop DeDe Duncan-Probe of Central New York are clearly enjoying the Madness. Canon Spellers does great work and has one of the coolest titles in the Episcopal Church, “Canon for Evangelism, Reconciliation, and Stewardship of Creation.” Can it be long before she’s the “Canon for Evangelism, Reconciliation, Stewardship of Creation, and Liaison to the Saintly Smackdown”?
Now, there are people who say that Lent Madness is too silly to be taken seriously, that it’s all halo and no substance. This photo right here proves them all wrong. You see, this is Bishop Neil Alexander, sometime Bishop of Atlanta and now dean of the School of Theology at the University of the South. Got that?! A seminary dean and bishop is sporting a Lent Madness mug. Doubters: the case is closed. And by the way, if you’re trying to decide where to send people to seminary, Sewanee is VERY CLOSE to receiving an official endorsement from the SEC. We happen to know those people are big fans of the saintly smackdown.
Here is Celebrity Blogger Neva Rae Fox pictured with Presiding Bishop Michael Curry. Who’s a bigger deal? Hard to say. Chief Pastor and Primate vs. Celebrity Blogger. We’ll call that a toss-up.
We hope you have enjoyed this exclusive content. More news from the House of Bishops as we learn it. We’re sure you’ll understand the need for complete secrecy around the identity of our spy. But the Supreme Executive Committee is gracious, so we’ll give you a couple of hints. The spy’s code name is Opera Fan, and we’ll tell you she’s clever like a…fox.
Until Monday, when the competition resumes, we wish you luck surviving this first full weekend of Lent Madness Withdrawal (LMW). Stay safe, people.