Go ahead and print out your bracket. Start researching the saints who appear in there. Predict who will win. Set up a Lent Madness 2014 command bunker in your living room. Plan your entire Christian education program at church around these holy people. Yes, friends, the fun begins again on Ash Thursday 2014. That's March 6, 2014 to regular people.
While you wait, why not pass the time sipping your coffee from your very own Frances Perkins coffee mug?
The Supreme Executive Committee has released a statement for the world's media on this occasion: "You're welcome."