We can now add “as seen on TV” to the list of accolades for Lent Madness, thanks to a brief report on Fox News. Various versions of the news clip have been aired on dozens of stations across the nation to the consternation of viewers everywhere. The clip quotes SEC member Tim Schenck and Lent Madness devotee Wendy Claire Barrie from New York, NY. SEC member Scott Gunn was quoted saying, “They left me out. Fox News is dead to me! Oh, wait, they already were. Well, now they’re really cooked!”
Of course, that’s not the only video game in town. Our own network, LentMadnessTV, has an update for the week from the archbishops. Tune in to get the latest commentary from everyone’s favorite (deceased) color commentators, Archbishops Thomas Cranmer and John Chrysostom.
If you’re bored today trying to survive Lent Madness Withdrawal until the voting resumes Monday morning at 8:00 a.m. EDT, why not shop in the Lentorium? Or stock up on books from our Celebrity Bloggers. See you Monday!
So what does the Fox say? It’s not just “fair and balanced” politics any more. They’ve finally moved into substantive reporting. Let’s see the likes of PBS and CNN keep up with that. We dare you to send a TV truck to interview the entire SEC.